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The Soft Bulletin
Geez, there’s so much to say, but not enough time to say it. It’s 12:23 Monday morning. I have a car coming at 4:45, and a 7:00 flight to L.A. So I gotta’ be brief. Heck, I’m not even packed. I’ve had better weekends. Which isn’t to say I didn’t do fun stuff and spend…
View Post Save The Day
Up until a minute ago, my lead was “Dave Grohl saved the day.” But now it’s “Ethan saved the day.” I’ve had a fairly shitty go of it today. Could be that I was working until midnight last night, running up and down the spiral staircase to answer IMs from work (it was the Movie…
View Post Game On
I emailed Ron the moment I heard. “The MJ jury’s gone home for the night. Game on.” Rivulettes of sweat were running down my spine by the time I got to my apartment. Mike and Chris were waiting on the stoop, styrofoam cooler in hand. “The cooler went over well at The Yale Club,” Mike…
View Post 2 Do
The further downtown I go, the more anxious I become. I’m on the 2/3. I’m listening to my iPod while reading my essay. I am imagining the sound of my voice over the sound of The Who’s “Eminence Front.” I am practicing emphatic pauses. And the further downtown I go, the more anxious I become.…
View Post Karma Police
I was robbed. Not, like, metaphorically. Literally burglarized. Worst of all? I was home. Yeah so I’m downstairs cookin’ up an Amy’s vegetarian pizza and I’m thinkin’, ‘My contacts are kinda’ cloudy’ so I reach for my bag with my glasses and … and the bag is gone. It normally hangs in the kitchen but…
View Post Bed, Bath & Far Beyond
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I’m a heterosexual man with all the benefits of being a gay man. I’m speaking in broad generalizations, to be sure. But there are moments when I step outside of myself for a second, look back and think, ‘My gosh, you are so gay.’ I’m sensitive, and…
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