Good Tunes & Bad Jokes

A poodle walks into a bar with a pirate under one arm and a bowl of pudding under the other, turns to the bartender and says… “Aaaaaaargh! Got any Cool Whip?” It was that kind of night for The Smith Family: good tunes and bad jokes. It’ll be that kinda’ night a week from Thursday…

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Sunshine

There’s nothing like some sunshine, blooming flora, and a coupla’ little kids to make a guy believe in love again. It was such a jam packed weekend. I don’t even know where to start. The theme was blue sky, fresh air, flowers and babies. I mean, what else is there? What could be better? I…

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Walk It Off

Sometime around the time this picture was taken at Smith Family rehearsal last night I thought to myself, ‘Maybe I’ve taken on just a few more projects than I can manage.’ I have five performances — solo April 24, Smith Family April 29, solo April 30, solo May 20, Cockfight May 21 — and a…

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Present Tense, Now

I just woke up from a particularly strange nightmare. So I decided to seize the momentum (me sitting straight up in bed in horror), get a run in, and get my Friday on. All of which is unusual as I stayed up extraordinarily late after a grueling Cockfight rehearsal, and a few hours writing and…

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Saved!

I walked the red carpet last night at the Gen Art Film Festival. There were no flashbulbs. I guess no one recognized me. I was there at Loew’s 68th Street to see ‘Saved!’ I didn’t know it was a premier until I got there. I didn’t know Mandy Moore, Jenna Malone and my new teen…

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Vengeance

When ‘Kill Bill Vol. 1’ hit theaters last fall, I intentionally stayed home. With the real-life horrors of war transpiring half a world away, and the specter of assault looming large some fifteen years after having my jaw broken in a random attack, I chose to vote with my wallet against further the cultural glorification…

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The Breeze

Given the correct context, and viewed through the right lens, the low, gray, foggy gloom that has descended on Manhattan can be really quite beautiful. I was struck by what an awesome morning it was while running west on Pier 1 on 70th Street in Riverside Park South. I was happy to be there, to…

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Priceless

Cost of Saturday, April 10: $114.74. Value of Saturday, April 10: priceless. God bless Daylight Savings Time. The early light makes sleeping in an impossibility, so I was up and running along the river by 9:00. Cue epiphany number one. I’m running in Riverside Park. The sun is shining through the skyline. And Dashboard Confessional…

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Shinola

There’s nothing like a turkey burger deluxe with cheddar cheese — mustard on the side, extra pickle — to finish a Friday. I started the day with a quick loop around Central Park on the bike. The sky was blue, the dafodils were out, and the trees were beginning to bloom. It was promising. My…

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What does $13.67 buy a guy? One California Pizza Kitchen BBQ Chicken Pizza, a 20 oz. Sam Adams, and the new Rolling Stone. It’s the perfect rainy Thursday night for the average sixteen-year-old. Some of my favorite songs are about rain. REM’s ‘South Central Rain,’ Counting Crow’s ‘Rain King,’ that song from ‘Grease.’ Rain makes…

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