Miss Independent

Walking to the subway this morning I thought, ‘Where the hell is everyone? Starbucks was empty. There were vacant parking spaces on 80th Street. The subway platform was empty, save for a family of — judging by their struggle with the turnstile — tourists. There was wiggle room on the 1/9. Times Square was deserted.…

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Red Headed Angel

I had cold pizza and warm Coke for breakfast. I blame Amy Hills. She rolled over, nudged me and said — I’m only kidding. The best part of Tuesday night’s show was performing with Amy. As someone observed afterwards, “You seemed a little bit looser.” A little bit looser? Suddenly I was Don Rickles and…

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Life And How To Live It

I was like a dear in headlights. Worse, I was like a baby deer in headlights. Not that anyone would have noticed. It starts as kind of an upset stomach. Classic butterflies. Or pterodactyls. Then I get a little giddy, a little unfocussed. I’d rather be a lone, but I’m meeting and greeting. I talk…

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Harder To Believe

The little things aren’t working anymore. Not the turkey burger, the ice cream, the quiet night in front of the television. Nothing. Yesterday was a bit of a soul crusher. I don’t usually loath Mondays. I get up pretty quickly most mornings. I like what I do. But I just didn’t have it yesterday. I…

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Happy Kids

Where I come from, we call ’em Christmas lights. In New York City in July, they call ’em patio lights. As far as I’m concerned, a New York City roof deck is incomplete without ’em. I struck out early Saturday morning for a few strands. Gracious Home, Urban Outfitters, and a handful of local hardware…

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Untitled

I’m on the phone interviewing one of my heroes, Cameron Crowe, when my MiniDisc’s battery dies. I don’t have to tell you why I love this guy. He’s everything I want to be: a great writer, a great fan of music, and a great filmmaker. With more heart than most. He tops my very short…

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Still

My ass is sore, and it ain’t from runnin’. I spent about twelve hours parked on my ass Sunday. Jon and I left the vineyard around noon. I had about all the communism and community I could handle. I wanted some quiet time before flying home. “When’s your flight?” they asked. “In a minute,” I…

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Fade Into You

It didn’t take long to regret lobbying so heavily for a pre-wedding run. I was the first to change into running shorts. I thought it might motivate the others. Eventually, amidst the place setting, flower arranging, and chuppa building, Matt, his brother Marc, and friend Daniel (aka “B Love”) readied themselves for a few miles…

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Naive Melody

The Russian River meets the Pacific Ocean about sixty miles northwest of San Francisco. There, the great rolling hills of Sonoma meet the sharp, evergreen-strewn shoreline. I turned right at the sea, heading further still from anything resembling anything that had come before. I arrived SFO bleary from a late night as the first guest…

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In Your Honour

Many roads led to the marriage of Matthew Tousignant and Sarah Fishkin there amongst the redwood and pine of Sonoma County. I met Matthew D. Tousignant on his first day at Conestoga Senior High School in Berwyn, PA. We were juniors. Our guidance councilor asked me (the student council brownie hound that I was) to…

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