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Please forgive me.

I have neither the time, nor the wherewithal to sufficiently characterize Chris, Tony and my Lifebeat: Hearts & Voices performance last night at the Robert Mapplethorp Residence (a residential treatment facility for New Yorkers living with AIDS) except to tell you that it was uncomfortable, insightful, and inspirational in nearly equal measure. (Inspirational won by a nose.)

Instead, I humbly and somewhat regretably offer you one of those half-assed blogger Mad Libs, the “four question meme.” Perhap you’ll learn a little something more about me, or perhaps you’ll wish you’d clicked elsewhere.

Four Jobs I’ve Had:

1. Clerk, Berwyn Video (Berwyn, PA)

2. Attendent, Texaco (Telluride, CO)

3. Temp, Carrier Corporation (Syracuse, NY)

4. Columnist, The Saratogian (Saratoga Springs, NY)

Four Movies I Could Watch Over and Over:

1. The Princess Bride

2. Spinal Tap

3. The Breakfast Club

4. Die Hard

Four Best Places I’ve Gone On Vacation:

1. Soneva Gili, Maldives

2. Bonaire, Netherland Antilles

3. Roatan, Honduras

4. Rose Hall, Jamaica

Four Favorite Foods:

1. Cheeseburger

2. French Fries

3. Chicken Wings

4. Vlasic Kosher Dill Spears

Also, stay tuned for “All I Want Is You, Part III.” Promise.