This kills me.
The city of Boston was brought to a standstill Wednesday by a bunch of Lite Brite-lookin’ viral advertisements for Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
How on earth is that possible? How on earth are all those The Olds (police, government officials, journalists) so out of touch that they can’t distinguish four batteries and some blinking lights from a bomb?
“To us, they’re so obviously not suspicious,” King County (Seattle) sheriff’s spokesman John Urquhart said of the lighted cartoon figures that had been adorning his city for weeks.