Strangeways, Here We Come

I have one of the strangest jobs ever.

Today, New Found Glory stumbled by. Later, American Idol Fantasia Barrino passed by (lookin into my office, they always look into my office), followed just a few seconds later by Chris Brown.

In the last few weeks, I’ve seen Kate Bosworth, Ashanti, Kevin Smith, and Tom Morello just outside my door.

My strangest (and coolest) sighting has to have been Willie Nelson, who looked into my office, tipped his hat and said, “Hello.”

Typically, in the one second it takes whomever it is to cross the three feet of space outside my office, I can get a little nod in, maybe a smile. I’m the square lookin’ white guy sittin’ in the square lookin’ office updating Excel documents and shit.

Strange.