Do/Don’t

I have a fair number of single female friends. Not a ton, but enough to hear a nightmarish dating story or two now and again.

Now, I’m not a pro or anything. I haven’t actually been on a ton of dates. But I do know at least a few things about how to treat a lady (though one or two might disagree). So, as a service to you fellas (the three of you who check out my site on the regular), I thought I’d share a few pointers.

1- Do walk on the outside.
2- Do hold the door.
3- Do listen.
4- Do have a plan.
5- Do walk her to her door.
6- Don’t mention your credit rating.
7- Don’t talk on your cell phone.
8- Don’t discuss past relationships.
9- Don’t say, “My mom says…”
10- Don’t get hammered.

Oh, one more:

11- Don’t blog about it.

That’s sure to bite you in the ass.

Come to think of it, those are some pretty decent rules to live by whether you’re dating or not.

Consider it a freebie.