Left Palm Springs around 3:30pm PT yesterday afternoon. It was 80 degrees outside.

Drove to Santa Monica where we walked on the beach as the sunset — 65 degrees. Boarded American Airlines Flight 152 (after a Grey Goose martini — three olives — and two Xanax) at 10:35pm PT. 63 degrees.

Touched down at Newark International Airport at 6:38 am ET this morning. 13 degrees.

Worked all day for the MTV. Leaving now — 6:49 pm ET — and it’s, gulp, 0. Zero. Nada. No degrees.

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