Everything’s healing, my ass — everything keeps breaking! Holy shit, I dunno’ what the deal is. But I was just recording “Pretty Mess” to my minidisc player so I can add it to the below MP3, and I look down and the top of my f***in’ guitar is cracked! It’s just cracked!
I didn’t bang it into anything, knock it around, nothing. What the fuck!?! What’s going on!?!
“Pretty Mess” may well be the last song every played on my gorgeous rosewood Martin. I have no idea why it cracked.
Man, I’m screwed. Unless Martin is an unusually benevolent corporation, it’s a solid grand plus to replace.
What’s going on with me and stuff going completely south?