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While what I’m drinking as I type may look like Pepto Bismo, in fact the beverage I’ve concocted is apple and orange juices, frozen strawberries and blueberries, a dash of Gatorade powder, frozen yogurt, and two Advil whipped up in the blender. It’s the perfect preemptive hangover remedy. So it’s Saturday morning. True: late Friday…

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Walking home from the grocery story tonight (two apples, a six pack of Brooklyn Lager, raspberry vinaigrette dressing, oat bran pretzels), I saw a man on his knees begging for change on the corner of 56th & Tenth … just a few hundred feet from my doorstep. My first thoughts were of George Bush, and…

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Today was just another ___(adjective)___ in a string of ___(adjective)___ days. Which is fine, I guess. I just never figured that ___(name)___ would ___(verb)___ me in the middle of the afternoon, right there in my office! Man, what a ___(noun)___ THAT turned out to be. See, I’m so exhausted in such a middle-of-winter, pop-culture-overload, too-much-work…

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I was party to an interesting conversation tonight. It was kinda’ illuminating in its own little way. One buddy of mine was complaining about his job. He was so frustrated that no one else in his department gave a shit what happened to the company, and the company didn’t seem to care much either. But…

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Walking home from work, stifling the rage that had been bubbling up in me as my most-anticipated dinner plans slipped away in lieu of corporate damage control, I could think of but one phrase: deep and simple. This is, now, what it takes to gain attention for one’s album cycle: partial nudity, faux-lesbianism, fetish gear,…

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I’m the kind of guy who walks to the Hudson in the dead of winter to catch golden hour light. Last night’s was spectacular. I caught an afternoon screening of ‘The Station Agent.’ It’s a sweet little independent film about a dwarf (Peter Dinklage) and the people who are drawn to him (Patricia Clarkson most…

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Profit & Loss

This morning I ran a coupla’ miles to the start of the Gridiron Classic with my brother and Jennifer, then ran the 5k race with Jonathan and Fran, then — my celly blowin’ up with multiple calls from my boss — ran some seventy blocks home. A small change had to be made to MTVNews.com,…

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