The Band Goes Commando (Or, The 40-Year-Old Virgin’s Laser-Sighted Paintball Gun)

It was an unusual text message, even for 8:41 on a Friday night. “Man up, son!” Ends up Chris Abad’s little bother, Gabe, was celebrating his fifteenth birthday on Saturday by gathering a few friends downwind from a landfill to pepper one other with gunfire. Paintball bullets, but still. “Tony and Jamie are coming,” Chris…

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