Window In The Skies
There may be no more awful sound than Delta Airlines’ on-hold music as heard through the tiny, tinny, mono speakers of my Blackberry at 5:36 in the morning with a soul-crushing, Harp-fueled headache.
Abbi woke me up.
“What time is it?”
For a second, I wondered why we were awake, why she was asking, and why she even cared. Everything was warm and dark and wonderful. And then I looked at the clock, and remembered that I had a flight to catch at JFK in… 64 minutes.
“Oh shit.”
I tumbled out of bed, scrambled for my travel packet, and dialed Delta.
“Hi!” a robotic female voice intones. “Welcome to Delta. From here you can say, ‘Check arrivals or departures,’ ‘Access my Sky Miles account’ using our automated system, or, to speak with someone say, ‘Representative.’”
“Representative.”
Three minutes later, having navigated an automated labyrint, I was put on hold.
Enter the awful music. (Actually, I think it was The Shins’ “New Slang,” which isn’t an awful song, it just sounds awful through the tiny, tinny, mono speakers of my Blackberry at 5:36 in the morning with a soul-crushing, Harp-fueled headache.)
Two seconds into holding, my cell connection dropped.
* * *
Eleven excruciatingly painful minutes later, Maria (who sounded far more Indian than Italian) had re-booked me on a new flight. I will arrive in Salt Lake City and be whisked to the Sundance Film Festival exactly 24 hours later than planned. With any luck, I’ll be interviewing Bono by nightfall.
And with any luck, I’ll have shaken this headache.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Diggin’ the new look (and long overdue functionality). Say hello to Bono for me.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
With the new look & new title, in tabbed browsing you’re Benjamin Wagner Dot Com – New York City-based Sin…
Good work. Like the new layout, but miss the pictures from the old front page. It was nice to see a beautiful new image every time you added a new travel destination.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:45 am
This is exactly the nightmare I’ve been having about my return flight home from San Francisco tomorrow. I’m going to go request an extra wake-up call now…. :)
Have fun at Sundance!