Douglas Coupland On ‘Everything’s Gone Green,’ Beaver Dams, Siberia

April 20th, 2007

Making a great playlist is hard to do.

First, you need to nail the music. Pissed off? Try a little Rage Against the Machine. Confounded? Death Cab for Cutie. Crestfallen? Sprinkle in some Laura Veirs.

Next you need to find the perfect lyric. Intense love might call for Dashboard Confessional’s “Hands Down,” as sung by Chris Carrabba (“Your kiss might kill me/ So won’t you kill me”). Soul-crushing heartbreak might find solace in All-American Rejects’ “Move Along,” as sung by Tyson Ritter (“Even when your hope is gone/ Move along”).

What do you play, then, when you’re on your way to interview the guy who popularized the phrase “Generation X”? The guy who turned a Smiths song (“Girlfriend in a Coma”) into a 288-page novel about the end of the world? The guy who finds magical reality (plane crashes, Martian abductions, meteorites) by peeking beneath the well-pruned lawns of suburbia? The guy who recently — and emphatically — proclaimed, “F— interviews!”?

I recently strode through midtown Manhattan in New York seeking the perfect soundtrack to a postmodern (he did, after all, write the book “Life After God”), fully transparent (he is, in fact, in the business of promoting his first film, “Everything’s Gone Green”) conversation with one of my literary heroes: author, screenwriter and visual artist Douglas Coupland.

Don’t know him? Fair enough. Consider:

Without Douglas Coupland, there might not be Chuck Klosterman.

Without “Generation X,” there might not be “The Real World.”

And without Coupland’s “Miss Wyoming,” there might not have been a “Donnie Darko.”

I settle on a three-song set to repeat (it’s just a few blocks from MTV’s Times Square offices to Coupland’s East Side hotel): Air’s “Alone in Kyoto,” Massive Attack’s “Inertia Creeps” and Joan Osborne’s “One of Us.” Musically, the songs create a pensive and atmospheric whole. Lyrically, they speak to faith and sex and God in the belly of a black-winged bird — straight up Coupland’s alley.

As I near his hotel, though, my soundtrack and his unique storytelling sensibilities begin to play tricks on me. Suddenly, the streets around me are alive with quirky, symbolic, double-take-worthy sightings. First, a woman sprints by wearing one prosthetic leg and carrying another. Next, I pass a homeless man pushing a cart with a boombox blaring Billy Joel’s “You May Be Right.” Finally, in nearby Madison Square Park, workers are assembling a gigantic public sculpture: Roxy Paine’s four-story stainless steel tree.

Seconds after we settle into conversation, I share all of this with Coupland.

“That’s so weird,” he says. “I’m working on a chrome beaver dam for a park in Vancouver [British Columbia]. It’s a parabola, probably 18 feet across, and there’s a slate, flat surface where water is going to come down into an infinity pool.”

Um, weird.

“Yeah,” he says.

Why?

“The neighborhood I grew up in had this fence that surrounds the watershed. And if you go on the other side of that fence, there’s nothing until the North Pole and down to Siberia. It’s the absolute cutoff point between man and nature. I used to think nothing of it. But now I think it’s made me sensitized to places where man and nature just collide, sometimes beautifully and sometimes not so.”

And then he pauses, tilts his head, and says, “This is a really weird thing to say to you, and it’s only because the light is really strange behind you, but your ears are really asymmetrical.”

Which is kind of how it goes with Coupland. Within 60 seconds, you’re awash in the serendipity, specificity and Big Themes that are the hallmark of his work.

The Canadian author’s genre-defining first novel, “Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture,” defined a post-Baby Boom, pre-Millennial aesthetic in a way few other works of art did. The novel’s protagonists — a zany, rootless, product-saturated quartet of post-collegiate friends — were virtual blueprints for the 20-something archetype Richard Linklater would later come to call “slackers” in the ’90s.

Unlike other ’90s artists who inadvertently or otherwise captured a cultural moment and then disappeared (Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon and, ahem, Ben Stiller), though, Coupland has gone on to notable and accomplished second, third and fourth acts. One of his earlier novels, “Microserfs,” captured software-cube culture just as Bill Gates became a household name. His most-recent, “JPod,” captured gaming culture just as consoles began to outpace CD players. As one People magazine writer snarkily put it, “Coupland is 45 minutes in the future.”

“Everything’s Gone Green,” then, finds the author in familiar territory. Twenty-something Ryan (“Road Trip” co-star Paulo Costanzo) — he of the perpetual five o’clock shadow — wakes up to find that he has been dumped by his overly ambitious girlfriend, fired from his dead-end job, and eventually and inadvertently embroiled in a money-laundering racket for Japanese gangsters. Hilarity — and the kind of minor epiphanies that only long drives through untouched Pacific Northwest evergreen forests can inspire — ensues.

And just as Coupland describes his own experiences at the intersection of civilization and nature, Ryan too is on the edge of something far greater than himself.

“The film takes place in Vancouver,” Coupland says, “where so many of the forces defining the new century are playing themselves out at full volume. Nobody makes anything. I call it pushing electrons around with a stick. We make video games. We flip real estate. And Ryan is a 29-year-old who is a very 20th-century person who hasn’t figured out that everyone else is in the new century.”

Moreover, like most of the characters in Coupland’s oeuvre (and Jim Stark, Holden Caulfield, Lelaina Pierce before his subject), Ryan is teetering precariously on the edge of (prolonged) adolescence and newfangled adulthood.

“Whatever happened to just being real?” he asks. “Why aren’t we just… content?”

Whether driven by the overwhelmingly symbolic image of a massive whale washed up on a city beach (something Coupland says he pulled straight from his own experiences), or a subtle nudge from a love interest (in Ryan’s case, Jet Li’s forthcoming “War” co-star Steph Song), those inevitable collisions — civilization and nature, past and future, adolescence and adulthood — eventually subside.

“It never really ends, though,” Coupland says. “You just get used to it.”

He pauses, absent-mindedly arranges his wallet, sunglasses and pen in a straight line on the table between us, and then continues.

“That may sound depressing, but it’s not. It’s the way we’re made.”

This article first appeared on MTV News.

Under The Red, White & Blue

April 20th, 2007

In my younger and more vulnerable years, I often walked home along Ninth Avenue. I lived just east of Tenth then. The extra few steps mattered.

Though real estate agents will tell you otherwise, the neighborhood between 34th and 57th Streets west of Eight Avenue has long been referred to as Hell’s Kitchen. This, it struck me when moving here in 1994, bode well for my bio. Iowa kid in Hell’s Kitchen? There’s a contrast.

Most trace the origin of the Hell’s Kitchen moniker to the apocryphal story of Dutch Fred The Cop. The veteran policeman was supposed to have been watching a small riot on West 39th Street near Tenth Avenue. His rookie turned to him and said, “This place is hell itself.”

“Hell’s a mild climate,” Fred replied. “This is Hell’s Kitchen.”

Neighborhoods — like lives — change. Hell’s Kitchen has undergone radical transformation even since Chris and I first moved into our $1200/month railroad on 56th between Ninth & Tenth. Where, for example, a few rough and tumble bars once stood alongside brownstone tenaments, dozens of chic watering holes and swank eateries with names like Zanzibar, Latitudes, Whymm, and Eaterie have sprung up beneath the shadow of great, generic steel and glass towers with names like Archstone, The Biltmore, and The Westport.

Despite developers best efforts, though, there is some authenticity left on Tenth. Squint a little bit, and it might as well be 1937. And so I spend my new communte like a tourist, relishing each footfall like its my first.

Walking home after our first full day covering the increasingly bizarre Virginia Tech story for MTV News Monday night, I looked up to see the dense, billowing storm clouds part for an instant to reveal a sliver of sunset against clear, blue skies. Just below, glowing red like a beacon, I spotted a five red squares cut like a cross into a low-rise, brick edifice. Despite the death toll, and for just a moment, I felt lighter. For just an instant, I felt hopeful.

On Tuesday, of course, the story shifted radically. That Cho Seung-Hui had inexplicably paused between killings to shoot and encode video, photos, and a “manifesto,” then drop the package in the mail was almost inconceivable. That the media gobbled it up, well, wasn’t.

Lately, I’ve been passing my fourteen block, 1.03 mile, thirty-two minute round-trip communte listening to Public Radio International’s Studio 360. This week, host Kurt Anderson explores “The Great Gatsby.”

Just weeks prior to publication of his great american novel, it ends up, F Scott Fitzgerald drafted a frantic telegram to his editor, Maxwell Perkins. “Is it too late to change title?” he asked. Fitzgerald, it ends up, wanted to call the novel “Under The Red, White & Blue.” Cooler heads prevailed.

I went out of my way to pass that building again this morning. It is, I’ve come to learn, The Red Cross’ new New York City headquarters. As I passed, Anderson happened to be reading the closing passages of Fitzgerald’s defining work:

His dream must have seemed so close that he had hardly failed to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark field of the republic roll on under the night.”

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that, year by year, recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter tomorrow. We will run faster, stretch our arms farther. And one fine morning…

So we beat on, boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past.

I’m not sure what it all means, exactly, or how it all connects. But walking to work this morning, somehow, it did. Maybe it’s like the song says: “We all wanna’ be big stars, but we don’t know why, and we don’t know how.” Maybe it’s more of a “Bowling For Columbine” thing. Or maybe Bo is right: our children are the angriest, most violent children who have ever been born.

Why can’t Anderson Cooper make the connection between the first two headlines in his Tuesday broadcast? A 23-year-old gunman kills 33 students. Half a world a way in Bagdad, four bombs kill 164.

Meaning is made in difference; by juxtaposing two things and puzzling out what matches, what doesn’t, and what is made new by their proximity. From what source, then, does red springs forth? Is it so close we can’t even grasp it? Are we doomed to refrain again, and again, and again?

We beat on, boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past.