I’ll Close My Eyes & Bite Your Tongue

It stands to reason, somehow, that a wholesome afternoon would be followed by a spontaneous evening of debauchery. The upshot? 3:01 – Ethan and I walk (ok, stroll) along the Hudson to the 70th Street Pier. He learns the word “boat,” and proceeds to use it successfully all afternoon. Yes, women do notice him and…

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